how many "parents of the year" award did your parents win?
Second, the four most beautiful words in the English language are: I told you so.
and i tought that was "fuck off fucking idiot"
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They were accidental parents...or that was their excuse anyway.
I used to know a guy who was forever getting hassled by the cops, so he had ‘fuck you, you fucking fuck’ printed across the back of his jacket. Whenever they came over to question him, he wouldn’t say a word—he’d just turn around and let the jacket do the talking.