Tariffs might shrink the economy a bit at first, but hey, it's all worth it if we can one day return to the golden age of American prosperity: Working 12-hour shifts in a factory for less than what a teenager makes stocking shelves at Walmart.
I can't wait to win so hard!
I assume there are millions of fit and motivated people waiting to work in new US sweat shops for low wages. Make Billionaires Richer Again.
Yes, that is winning really hard. Not just winning, but doing so in a bigly way like you wouldn't believe.
I expect the 'winning' to really kick in during the next few months. Health will improve as 'brain worm man' shuts down all actual science. Maybe I should start exporting the eggs from our chicken.
For all the alpha and beta comparisons these "patriots" keep on talking about on the daily. All I see is a bunch of closeted men, who would gladly give Trump the prima nocta if it granted them a little more power.