Lastborns be doing the most. Lol. Kekefia sounds very tasty, and I imagine that it's a proud signature dish of most Bayelsans. I'd like to try it some day, although I agree with the reasons you don't like it for.
This was actually a very informative post about Bayelsa and her people. Well done.
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