How about honey on dandelion greens? I do not like dandelion greens, but if I am ever starving, I will eat them.
I might even eat roadkill - I recently watched a video on how to tell if roadkill is fresh enough to eat. It's getting crazy out here!
I've been doing a detox diet (modified so it's not torture) and those sugar hangovers, much more evident to me now, are awful! Have you looked at Simple Mills cookies? Not bad, and sold in a lot of places now. They make a chocolate cake mix that is very good, although I increase the sugars a bit by adding maple syrup. Oh wait, I think those use eggs.